Glens

only the skettiest vodka around. upon drinking one may experience doing some pretty dodgy things, eg. shaving off certain body hair, or doing certain sexual things one normally wouldn't.however unlike other alcoholic beverages you do it in a very weird way making every single thing you do that night memorable to even the most wasted of your friends. side effects of the drink also include small blisters on the tongue , and the worlds worst hangovers. all in all the medicine for a good night.



The Glen
When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.
Example:
"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"


Glen
An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.
Example:
Every woman needs a Glen to keep her warm at night.


glen
glen is the definition of a two faced lying bitch he is and alcoholic only sucks dick gay and an ass hat the only thing he likes to do with girls are play around in bed and drink
Example:
Glen: hey your cute
Hoe: Your a player get away
Gay guy: your a cute guy
Glen: Ok


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