hob-knocker

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.



hob knocker
One who masturbates in public.

hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.

knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).

Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example:
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"

Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"

"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"

Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"

Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"


hob knocker
Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick

On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun
Example:
Filmer: Hey, Joe! Be a hob knocker and whack the slut with your dick!

Joe: (whacks woman)


Hob Knocker
Hob Knocker
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A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street


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