Although not a direct insult, Margaret
Thatcher is used as a
yardstick to test public hatred for politicians. Although Tony Blair has tried hard in his ten years as Prime Minister he will be devastated to leave office without even 50% of the villification Maggie achieved.
'Mrs Thatcher the milk snatcher', 'maggie' or 'crazy old bitch' as she was affectionately known steered the UK through important and necessary structural economic changes to ensure the competitiveness of
Britain's economy.
She did this in the most dispicably mean spirited and evil manner, by forcing hardship and unemployment upon millions of people, removing role models and providing a whole generation with a sub standard education. This is
conclusive evidence of sexual equlity as she proved a feminine ability to be more ruthless than the most evil men.
She was instrumental with ronald reagan in defeating the Soviets during the cold war. Maggie was also called the 'Iron Lady', reputably coined by the Russians pissed at her tough negotiating stance but more likely due to the
KGB discovering she is actually a Borg (cyborg).
Some disputed facts:
This evil
wizened old hag has been medically certified as having the largest testicles in Britain.
Some claim that contrary to being a cyborg her heartlessness stems from from an infection that developed in
cobwebs that built up in her pussy over many years that then went on to
putrify her internal organs.
After 'suffering' a stroke (the first in over 50 years) she now closely resembles a melted manequin but with lower powers of mental reasoning.
Although it is yet to be officially announced it is widely believed that her 'death' will be celebrated by a national holiday which will include the burning of her
effigy.
It is widely believed that she and Lord
Lamont used to drink each others piss whilst sacrificing kittens by burning them on an electric
hob.
Maggies late husband Dennis had not been sober since their wedding day and could not have been more
emasculated were he a eunach.
She alledgely butt fucked Bush
seniour in the oval office with a crude 'strap-on' which consisted of a un-plained
4x2 secured to the previously mentioned cobwebs.
Example:
person a: Hitler is the most
despicable creature to have lived, he was a crazed
tyrant that ordered the genocide of millions of people and caused
devastation to most of the world.
person b: Aren't you forgetting Margaret Thatcher?
person a: Oh yea, she was a brutal cunt.