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Mormon missionary

sweet, cute, respectable young gentlemen...who love their religion and devote their lives for 2 years riding around like little goofs wearing suits on bicycles and going to peoples houses everday spreading the mormon religion and 9/10 times getting rejected......but good luck tryna date one, they only wanna date mormon girls, and they only date girls they might wanna marry in the future...they dont really hook up... LITTLE CUTIES.

mormon missionary

by concernicus on Aug 14, 2007 14:24:56

A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.

Example:
I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!

Mormon Missionary

by makari on Jul 20, 2008 09:39:12

Having sex with a backpack on and multiple female partners

Example:
when I went to Utah, some girl ask me if i wanted to go Mormon Missionary.

mormon missionary

by caseycox on Jul 09, 2006 11:17:49

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.

Example:
"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."

Mormon Missionaries

by Torusorus on Dec 07, 2018 01:05:52

Useless.

Example:
Mormon Missionaries are useless.

Mormon Missionary Position

by Cuntoleezza Rice on May 13, 2008 08:22:33

A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.

Example:
The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.

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