Blarney Stone

A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.



blarney stone
Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.


A [blarney stone]
The wonderful act of ejaculating 14 times into a condom, ropes a plenty, and then proceeding to freeze the condom and use it as a dildo.
Example:
I'm so excited for to watch Brad give Kev a blarney stone tonight its going to be amazing. I hope they both fill the condom.


kiss the Blarney Stone
To kiss the Blarney Stone is said to bring about a charm on the kisser, to bestow upon them a silver tongue with which they get the gift of the gab to spin flattery, tales, and songs to mesmerize others.
Example:
A man attempting to kiss the Blarney Stone falls to his death. Holmes' investigation reveals this as a murder


Kissing the Blarney stone
A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
Example:
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!


Kiss the Blarney Stone
When you lay on your back on a bed with your head hanging off the side with your tongue out, and your partner stands above you and lowers her pussy over your mouth. You then kiss the Blarney Stone….over and over and over!
Example:
My brother in law Chris recently told me how Dawn, my sister, cums quickly when he Kiss the Blarney Stone. She loves being over him and getting a unique licking motion. Reminded me of the good old days!


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