Morpheus Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Morpheus

Morpheus is the god of dreams and plays the same part within the matrix etc.as u no he is a dreamer in the matrix and so he is in greek mythology they also made a drug after him which is cool cause not many people can boast about being named after a drug aka morphine

Morpheus

by J Krizzle on Sep 24, 2009 07:48:47

When you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. She will undoubtedly take the red pill and pass out within 10 minutes. Drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. When she wakes up, stand over her and put your sunglasses back on. Kick the door open. Say nothing.

Example:
1: Yo dawg.
2: Sup, nizzle.
1: I saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: *puts on glasses*

Morpheus

by suzy-lee on Jun 26, 2021 17:32:21

To place your balls over someone’s eyelids mimicking the pince-nez sunglasses choice of Morpheus. This should be done with your penis facing the top of the recipient’s head as if it runs along their nose, this is a completely different manoeuvre known as a Groucho.

Example:
I’ve Morpheused my girlfriend and whispered Wake up, Neo as I placed them over her eyes.

Morpheus

by SvenskIdiot on Aug 05, 2023 21:51:21

1. One of the sons of Hypnos (Somnus), the god of sleep in the greek god mythology.
2. A character in the Matrix movies played by Laurence Fishbourne that gets either bitchslapped by the agents or is bitchslapping the agents.

Example:
"Were you listening to me Neo? Or were you looking at the women in the red dress?" - Morpheus in The Matrix, 1999.

Morpheus

by PupsRule123 on Mar 09, 2020 03:58:53

The best dog ever!

Example:
Person 1: Hey, you should follow Morpheus on Insta!
Person 2: At 'bliz_morph'? Already did.

morpheus

by Ultros on Aug 13, 2003 08:40:18

Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix

Example:
Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again

morpheus

by CHPhater on Feb 15, 2004 12:56:34

A file sharing program, rarely used because there is Kazaa. It was made to replace napster but failed because they started making people pay

Example:
Napster sucks so i use kazaa

morpheus

by Dev-Null on Mar 28, 2003 01:33:17

A dangerous individual with a trenchcoat fetish. Also a vampire-wannabe.

Example:
Morpheus feeds on the blood of the living

Morpheus: I get aroused by trenchcoats

morpheus

by Kirsten Reich on May 20, 2008 03:11:06

the ultimate level of personal performace

Example:
to win booze olympics he needed to step up his game and get morpheus

morpheus

by my name? take a guess... on Dec 17, 2003 10:11:20

for whoever has a lil bit more of culture(i mean, 0.0001% of americans), morpheus is the name of the greek god of sleep. pretty useless info. now, if u watched the matrix u know who morpheus is, right?

Example:
still don't know who morpheus is? go watch the matrix, buddy!

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