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wack my cock
a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.
Example:
Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!


cheese of my cock
The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.
Example:
I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.


smoke my cock
A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?
Example:
While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.


glock my cock
What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off
Example:
After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.

Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.

I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)


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