Porking

The act of having sex, or fucking.Porking is sex without the artPorking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl



Porking
A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.
Example:
'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'


Porking
The movement of flapping your arms with your knees in a slight bent while dancing with a steady in-place trot to rhythmic music.
Example:
flapping porking


Porking
To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).
Example:
Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.


To Pork or Not to Pork
The social dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.

To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.
Example:
Guy 1: Have you heard of the social dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.

Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.


porking
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
Example:
1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...


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