Rum

(n) A tasty liquor. Goes great with coke. See Captain Morgan or Bacardi and enjoy.



Rum
Nectar of the gods. Made from sugar. Makes you smarter, better at everything, makes others seem more attractive.
Example:
Rum is the most delicious alcohol known to the human population. It transcends race, ethnicity, sexuality, and intellect.


Rum
1. A vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

2. When burned, it creates a signal over a thousands feet high. If the entire royal navy is out looking for you, there isn't the slightest chance that they won't see it.
Example:
Jack Sparrow: *Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum* No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade… the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?


Rum
An excellent liquor made from fermented and distilled sugar cane by-products, such as sugar cane juice or molasses.

There is a whole spectrum of different rum types. White, which is bland and tasteless, which the teeny-boppers and college sluts love mixing in their sugary drinks. Then golden, spiced, and dark rums, which actually have body, character, and flavor.

Like any other liquor, you can tell a lot about the person from the brand they buy. If they drink Bacardi or Malibu, that is basically saying they don't really care about or respect rum, and only buy rum to mix into their gay little tropical drinks.
Example:
Bacardi is the Wal-Mart/McDonald's of rum.


Rum
Unexplainable but when something's 'Rum' you just know it is...
Example:
"She's a rum lass ain't she!"

"Paul, he's a rum lad!"

Grant, Martin and Stu - RUM!!!


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