pirate

1. Always land on their feet2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes3. have dice4. have guns5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!6. have cool ships7. have better swords then ninjas8. are all around better then ninjas9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)10. wear red on thursdays11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!12. polish their peg legs13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap14. Arrrrr! need i say more15. pack a mean punch16. always have the best snacks17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them18. start all the major fashion trends19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas20. know how to handle a lady21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas22. have pretty cool boots23. get all the tasty rum24. have pretty good cursive25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas26. are absolutley amazing!!!ARRRR!



pirate

by sai-sai on May 21, 2008 06:04:05

pirates were thought to be people who stole from other people, and left a trail of death in their wake, but not many people know that, while they DID do most of that, their main purpose was to travel around the world giving candy to small children. the killing and stealing was just to get money for the candy. and for rum.
pirates also wore really sweet clothes, and it didn't really matter if they lost a leg... they still wore a peg-leg. they still do, actually.
Example:
rupert: dude my great granddad hated pirates!!!! he was awesome!
pirate: DIE YOU FIEND!!!!.... oooh... $50!!!! sweet! more money for rum and candy!


pirate

by Capn' Bonbon on May 02, 2007 01:11:38

A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by being so much better than it.

Here is a list of pirate superpowers:

- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*

- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly

- The ability to kick a ninja's ass

- Sink small islands with their eyes

- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*

- Whoop anyones ass at halo

- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music

- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law

- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!

- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle

For this reason and many more, i urge you all

BECOME PIRATES!!!!

unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!
Example:
ME! Capn' Bonbon *Best pirate ever*
BLAH!


pirate

by Brick Wall on Apr 24, 2005 07:36:10

A pirate can be:

1. A person who sails the oceans in search of adventure and ships to plunder for their booty.

2. Any item made illegally (aka bootleg).

3. Maddox is also a pirate.
Example:
1. Arrr! I am a pirate!

2. Yar! The quality of this Star Wars DVD is awful! Shiver me timbers, it's a pirated version! Whoever sold me this will be walking the plank!

3. Pirates kick ass.


pirate

by Matthew Loewen on Nov 29, 2006 02:03:08

Uber Creatures that are above meer humans.
Equal to ninjas in all things including super ability's and prowess.
Worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Better then Joe Kuyper
Example:
Joe: Man Matt is such an awsome pirate
Leo: Ryans such a Ninja
Aaron: Their so much better then me
Dejay:I am not worthy to be near a Pirate like Matt or a Ninja like Ryan, cause I am gay


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