SUV
A vehicle that when driven is
comprable to
drunk driving. In other words, the offending driver is likely to
walk away without a scratch, while the victim is usually just fucked.
SUV
by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush on Mar 28, 2004 11:26:32
1. A practical vehicle if you live in rural Michigan and actually have a need for
4 wheel drive.
2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and
drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't.
Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel
efficiency of these beasts.
SUV
by Louis XXV on Jan 03, 2022 14:39:43
N8gger
SUV
by Space Demon-69M on Mar 14, 2019 00:50:55
A type of vehicle that mostly
arrogant people like to drive, especially when they feel that they have to be ‘above everyone else’ on
the road, both literally and
figuratively.
Example:
Damn
the jerk in that
bloody SUV in front of me, I can’t see anything else up ahead in this
traffic!.
SUV
by ponder on Oct 31, 2003 01:47:20
Example:
Traffic is already messed up during
rush hour as it is.
Neurotic Soccer Mom is personally transporting the
little tykes in the SUV because of obvious safety concerns with BIG YELLOW VEHICLE that you could basically see from Mars. Her driving skills also being obviously superior.
SUV
by citds21pallas on Jan 02, 2007 11:33:09
A contemporary expression of the lack of creativity and
constipated thinking which characterizes the declining US automobile industry, and a notable symbol of the excess,
isolation,
separation from nature, and declining aesthetic sense that characterizes mainstream US culture and life.
Example:
"We don't know how we ever lived without our Suburban. Shopping trips to Home Depot are really a breeze now, and we can get our big screen to the repair shop so easily in our SUV. We don't even mind what it costs to
fill the tank. There's plenty of oil as long as we're willing to
fight for it and we don't have to send OUR son to war. The other day we
broadsided a small car driven by an old man and his wife, and we didn't feel a thing!"
SUV
by SUV FAT LADY on Apr 04, 2008 04:33:39
A vehicle that is ordinarily driven by a Fat Woman. This driver would qualify to have an SUV Fatlady bumper sticker on her
back bumper. You might likely see a bunch of these vehicles driven by fat women, in school roundabouts, waiting to pick up their
snot nose kids when school lets out. This is particulary so at
Parochial schools.
Example:
I was driving by a christian school today, and looked over seeing about 15
SUV's in
the roundabout. Then, I had to drive about 5 miles an hour behind about 5 more of these SUV's, waiting for them to turn into the school parking lot. Not to any surprise, was each vehicle was being driven by a fat
hog woman.
SUV
by Xyzzy on Jan 30, 2005 14:45:22
Example:
"Well, I can give you this car with a
five-star safety rating, which gets 38 miles a
gallon, for twelve grand . . . OR I can give you this SUV which gets ten miles a gallon and hasn't gone through any safety tests at all for
twenty-five grand."
"I'll take the SUV!"
SUV
by OnTheSideOfRight on Oct 09, 2006 08:03:36
Silly - Urban - Vanity
1. A vehicle made to go off road for camping trips, hunting, and for trail riding, but is only used for
getting groceries.
2. A
boxy vehicle that while made to function in mud, rocks, or sand, can often be seen dodging small puddles since the owner just washed and waxed it before picking up his "ho".
3. Further proof that most of the American buying public are sheep easily led to slaughter (see
croc clogs)
Example:
His SUV is capable of going in the mud up the the fender wells, but he won't even drive it in the rain!
That SUV can hold eight people, but that 5'2" bitch
yakking on her cell phone and weaving in and out of traffic without using her turn signal is driving all alone.
Wow, I never knew that you needed a
four wheel drive Lexus to pick up
a dozen donuts!
SUV
by Zeke on Nov 01, 2003 09:00:35
Evil represented by steel on tires. Driven by
conservatives who don't want to
conserve. Gets less miles to the
gallon than the first car invented.
Example:
My friend and I went on a
cross-country road trip; I drove a
Model T, he drove an SUV. He could go faster, but we got to the coast at the same time because I didn't have to
gas up as often.