War Hammer

1.)A massive dick that women like2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)



war hammer
something josh does not have
Example:
josh does not have a war hammer


Mongolian War Hammers
Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!
Example:
While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!


Trojan War Hammer
The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
Example:
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.


bearded war hammer
Example:
He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.


war hammer
Example:
When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life


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