air guitar
An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus. Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection. Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely
air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in
the Galleria Borghese, Rome.On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and
rock and roll all night.Remember...rock on.
air guitar
by Stutley on Nov 12, 2004 18:58:00
air guitar
by Chad'srockergrrrl on Apr 09, 2009 07:11:54
1)a way to play guitar without disturbing others and having your neighbors
call the police and your family telling you to turn it down if it is an
electric guitar
2) to jam with your favorite songs
freely
Example:
1) I took up the guitar recently for a play my day program is putting on, and the only way to practice playing it at home is by air guitar, since my brother had sold his guitar before this happened.
2) I have air-guitarred to
Bon Jovi's "Have A Nice Day"
My Chemical Romance's "Teenagers", and
Nickelback's "Burn It To the Ground" where nobody could see me.
air guitar
by THe terrible truth on Apr 10, 2004 08:26:58
1)The act of making a guitar-playing motion with your hands, usually done while
listening to music, while under the influence of
alchohol, or both.
2)What people do when they can't play guitar, and want to look cool, but they just end up looking riduculous.
(Also known as
air guitaring)
Example:
1)Jason got so drunk at the party last night, that he started
air guitaring to air guitar along to the music, and then
barfed on the
stereo.
2)Look at that loser over there, playing air guitar.
air guitar
by Peaches H. on Nov 09, 2010 20:07:41
when you pretend to play a rad air guitar
solo, so that you can scratch
your pubes in public with your "
strumming" hand
air guitar
by DANNYBOY on Mar 07, 2004 07:40:49
air guitar
by Bobbbbbbby on Sep 13, 2006 09:30:23
Example:
1. I can play some
mad air guitar!
2. Kid 1: She totally didn't
put out.
Kid 2:
No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.
air guitaring
by uh... on Mar 03, 2005 22:00:23
the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to
no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked
guitar solo in a
Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.
Air Guitar
by Bobby Big Mac on Jul 23, 2011 22:33:18
Example:
for
left handed girls, use right hand to rub/tickle right nipple and left to arouse clitoris for pleasure. Can be performed lying down with eyes closed or open. Imagine you are playing a real guitar, feeling the music as you reach climax. Playing a great
tune in the back ground or any song (
Jimi Hendrix recommended). This looks like you are playing an Air Guitar
When having sex you may wish to use this to increase sexual pleasure with partner. Have fun whatever you do.
Air Guitar
by dixintha on Mar 27, 2008 14:49:36