assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.



asshole's asshole
some one who is a lying asshole
Example:
lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.


Asshole
A contempt “human” who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do.. It’s all fun and games, until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person.
Example:
-“That Asshole was making fun of that bloke in the wheelchair who had no legs..”

-“Yeah, did you see Barry kick his head off his shoulders after?”


asshole
1. A contemptuous “human” who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do. It’s all fun and games until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person. These are usually males, as females of this sort are known as bitches.

2. A part of the female and male human body that can be fucked. The sex-related to the asshole is also known as Anal Sex. Gay couples often participate in this form of sexual activity. Much harder to pop out babies by using this form of sex. Also... an excellent opportunity to get STDs.

3. The part of the human body where shit or excrement exits the body.
Example:
1. "That Asshole was making fun of that bloke in the wheelchair who had no legs."

2. "I wanna fuck you in the asshole tonight Sam."

3. "Y'know that feeling when shit pours out of your asshole 5 times a week?"


Asshole
A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to as a bitch. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place.

Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A genuine asshole is the lethal combination of intelligence and arrogance. Assholes will attempt to humiliate you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence. Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are douchebags because of their extreme egotistic tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.

Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know you won.
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to get under your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.
Example:
"Wow. Max just argued unintelligently with me for an hour and a half and he thinks he won."
"Jeez, what an asshole."


asshole
1. The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
Example:
1. "He's such an asshole when he drinks!"

2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"

3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"


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