bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.



bellend
An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
Example:
Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!


bellend
1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell
Example:
1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!


bellend
1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.

2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.
Example:
Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."

"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"

Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."


bellend
1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset
Example:
"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."


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