flowers

something that grows outside and usually dies in winter. you give them to girls to make them like you, or the other way around.



flowers
flowers (always in plural)

something that's a total mismatch in your current environment
Example:
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.


flowers
A female euphemism for getting fingered; so girls can discuss such things in public without attracting attention to themselves.
Example:
"I hooked up with Sam last night!"
"What happened?"
"We got talking, kissing - and he gave me flowers,"


flowers
yummy smelling delicious sprouting shit that grow from the ground that attract honey*F*sucking bees.
Example:
don't be tricked by their mind reading cuteness, first you sniff them.. then next thing ya know your like fwammmm! ahhk- shit, a bee just shot up my fucking nose.
that's right, hate flowers..STOMP on that shit!


flower
What is flower? We all know that flower is beautiful, but sadly, not for all. It is also a symbol of domestic abuse. This is because after husbands beat their wives, they give their wives a flower to cover their faults. Still, it is not enough to cover their faults because domestic abuse is DEFINITELY A CRIME.
Example:
I got a flower today. My husband gave me. Not because of wedding anniversary or whatever. It's because he abused me yesterday.


flowered
To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
Example:
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.


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