bill gates

A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.



bill gates
Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.

An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.

Example:
I'm rich bitch!
- Bill Gates


bill gates
A very rich and successful entrepreneur, and one of the founders of Microsoft.
While people like Steve Jobs under Apple have often led the way in terms of innovation, it was Bill Gates that made it affordable, and brought it to the masses.

His software is incredibly successful, and he's freaking rich. But that's okay, because through the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, he has donated so much money to the greater good it's not even funny.

Love him or hate him, we should at least respect him.
Example:
Personally, I prefer Apple, but I do respect Bill Gates for being so influential, and especially charitable.


bill gates
See ''Richer than God''
Example:
Bill Gates bought the earth to store gentic experiments he calls ''Humans''.


bill gates
Creator of the worst operating system know to mankind, Microsoft Windows. He is also responsible for being the head of the company with the worlds worst customer support. Other horrible products by his company consist of Zune, Windows Vista; XP; ME; 2000; and 95, etc. He gives money to charity to hide his true face as an evil man who forces the every company and person in America to use their products only due to the fact that he has overwhelming amounts of practically stolen money that allows him to advertise more than the actually stable operating systems.
Example:
bill gates is an asshole.


bill gates
Openings in fences (gates) where you go to settle debts (bills).
Example:
Mark: "Oh shit!!! I need to pay off my credit card debt, but all my money is in these damned Sacajawea coins!"
Tim: "Don't sweat it, man. Sacajaweas are as good as real money over there at the bill gates."


bill gates
Greedy egotistical schmuck, who apparently wrote all his own definitions for this website, puffing his own hat for "philanthropy" and some kind of "brilliance". When, in actuality, he is the author of nothing, the thief of DOS, plagiarist of everything else, and the first scam artist to rip off IBM on a "per-code-line" rate (which is why his software is so fat). Worse, whenever a postal employee or a Columbine freak goes off on a mass-slaughter raid, you should suspect Bill Gates, because his software is so lame, so defective, so ugly/insensitively fonted, violates privacy, and so crash-prone, it is the greatest source of human rage on this planet at any given moment. Philanthropy? This guy insists on imprisoning teachers for unlicensed installations in tenement schools worldwide, and Microsoft is the ONLY software company that refuses to give software to ANY non-profit organization. Generous? No way. Now, on a personal note, I went to a conference on standards back in the late 80s, and had the misfortune of sitting next to this freak. He smelled obscene. Both of us, on either side of him, were gagging for 2 hours. Discovered later (testimony from one of his early girlfriends) that the guy had such bad hygiene, he actually turned his underwear inside out, to extend their "use". Bill Gates is the reason LINUX was invented -to escape lousy MS-software!
Example:
The guy next door never bathes, smells like a sewer, never tips my daughter when she serves him in the restaurant, and he stole all the cook's recipes for his own rat-infested restaurant. He is a real Bill Gates.


bill gates
An egomaniacial jerk who has made and continues by the second to make millions off of someone else's product, and now is attempting to improve his image by throwing money at charities trying to make them think that he actually cares about someone besides himself.
Example:
Greedy self-centered assholes like Bill Gates are one of the major reasons why so many people hate Americans.



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