eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.



Two-Egg Breakfast
When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
Example:
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





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sausage and eggs breakfast
When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
Example:
Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.


Two Sausage Egg Breakfast
While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
Example:
Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.


missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella πŸ₯±
Example:
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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