mald

mald/malding, is when a situation is making you mad and bald at the same time.



mald
Word Created by twitch.tv/okyhoo and his community.

Means ( Mad and bald )

- use it on random streamers stream to confused them.
Example:
Are you mald?


malding
When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".


Mald
Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.

It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
Example:
"so mald, so bald"

"Why doesnt he back off when i hit him twice? Fucking RNG man"


Mald
Someone who is mad that they are bad at a game. Also can refer to someone who is bald and mad, but that is the literal term.
Example:
He just lost, he must be malding!
Damn he sucks, he’s so mald!


Malding
When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.
Example:
Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.


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