boogeyman
The scary monster man that gets little kids at night, usually found under the bed or in a dark closet.boogeyman
Example:
WWE fan: Oh man, here comes another Teddy Long bit with Nunzio and Vito.
(enter Boogeyman)
Boogeyman: I am the boogeyman, and I'm comin...ta GITCHA!
(Audience cheers)
WWE fan: Oh man, here comes another Teddy Long bit with Nunzio and Vito.
(enter Boogeyman)
Boogeyman: I am the boogeyman, and I'm comin...ta GITCHA!
(Audience cheers)
boogeyman
When a guy is getting a gal up the booty with his ding-a-ling and one of his guy friends, who has been waiting in the closet, sneaks up and puts his ding-a-ling in immediately after the 1st guy "accidentally" pulls out. Then the 1st guy sneaks runs outside and knocks on the window to inform his gal that she has received the boogeyman. This act is used to pay a bitch back or to get a lonely friend some ass.
Example:
Guy: Hey (place guys name here), do you want to give (place girls name here) the boogeyman tonight?
Friend: Yes, I'd love to stick my "D" in her "B"...lets do it!
Guy: Hey (place guys name here), do you want to give (place girls name here) the boogeyman tonight?
Friend: Yes, I'd love to stick my "D" in her "B"...lets do it!
boogeyman
When a single person, or a group of people hide under the bed while another party takes part in sexual activity. In most cases, the guy is aware of what is taking place, while the girl is completely oblivious.
Boogeyman
A person assigned to assassinate someone.
He's the best at his job and works covert. Highly skilled and trained with weaponry and a killing machine.
He's the best at his job and works covert. Highly skilled and trained with weaponry and a killing machine.
Example:
Example:
Agent: We need to set up a boogeyman to take him out.
Other guy: Yeah only he can do it now
Example:
Agent: We need to set up a boogeyman to take him out.
Other guy: Yeah only he can do it now
Boogeyman
The act of simultaneous performing cunnilingus on a female and massaging her breasts while making a slurping, boogey-like noise with your mouth. It appears as if you're the boogey man waving his arms and making noises in an attempt to scare someone.
Example:
Joe: "Dude that girl was hot, did you eat her out?"
Mike: "Hell yeah dude, I did the boogeyman!"
Joe: "I thought I heard some scary noises!"
Joe: "Dude that girl was hot, did you eat her out?"
Mike: "Hell yeah dude, I did the boogeyman!"
Joe: "I thought I heard some scary noises!"
Boogeyman
One who attempts to pick their nose secretly and doesn't know that someone can see them. And then they eat it.
Boogeyman
When you try to get up from a long day in a sitting position, and your legs give-way, resulting in you needing medical care.
Usually derived from gamers of FPS's and MMORPG's
Usually derived from gamers of FPS's and MMORPG's
Example:
"Hey jay had a boogeyman lastnight after playing 10 hours straight of WoW"
"Man i had to work overtime this weekend and i nearly had a boogeyman"
"Hey jay had a boogeyman lastnight after playing 10 hours straight of WoW"
"Man i had to work overtime this weekend and i nearly had a boogeyman"
Shooting the Boogeyman
To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.
Example:
It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.
It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.