Mixologist
by Notabeardedvillian on Dec 10, 2021 14:34:02
A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a
quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a
gin and tonic with a rose
petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari
Example:
Q: Should we get some negronis?
A: NO! That bar spoon spinning
hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will
get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...
Fragrance Mixologist
by TeresaLynnette on Aug 26, 2021 11:34:24
Example:
As a
Pink Zebra Independent Consultant, Teresa
Lynnette is always mixing or blending
fragrances together, making her a Fragrance Mixologist.
Trust me, I'm a mixologist.
by t3vin24 on Apr 07, 2017 17:26:09
A phrase often
uttered by
amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a
customer who doesn't know what they really want.