mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks



Mixologist
A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.
Example:
John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.


Mixologist
A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari
Example:
Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...


Mixologist
A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.
Example:
Only a true mixologist knows how to pour my favorite cocktail.


Trust me, I'm a mixologist.
A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
Example:
Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.


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