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Van Gogh

The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end

Van Gogh

by Bitches1 on Apr 17, 2009 09:13:19

To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach

One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty

verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"

Example:
I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome

Van Gogh

by Fresher on Nov 25, 2005 21:29:16

Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.

See also Monet and Picasso

Example:
'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'

e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau

Van Gogh

by The ineffible deity, God on Jul 07, 2005 04:52:17

v.; to cut off one's own ear.

Example:
That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.

Van Gogh

by batsoup on Aug 25, 2009 03:27:46

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.

Example:
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"

Van Gogh

by This is just a pseudonym on Nov 12, 2021 06:21:38

To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.

Example:
Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!

Van Gogh

by realtalkjuggie on Feb 25, 2012 02:15:38

During the course of a girl performing filacio and nearing the state of climax, the male distracts the girl, causing her to remove her mouth from the male's penis and turn her head. At this moment, the male then finishes by ejaculating in the ear that is closest to his penis.

Example:
Yo man how was last night with that jont?

Dude, it was awesome! She gave me head!

Oh for real, good shit. How did it go down?

Well as she was going down, before I nut I was like, "Yo look over there!" Then she turned her head and I Van Gogh'd the shit out of her!

LMAO! Nice job man. I'm proud of you dog. Keep it hood nigga.

Van Goghing

by Solo bz on Jan 20, 2014 23:55:25

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

Example:
Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.

Van Gogh!

by vamos a la playa on Jan 01, 2013 01:14:56

The term used to define someone that is trying to join your group at a club/party. Playing off the famous painter, signifying that the guy is crazy for trying to join a clique that only knows how to do it big!

Example:
Bar Scene: Hanging out with your group of friends, drinking and having a good time. A random/sketchy guy comes up and tries to socially awkwardly join the conversation.

Being Drunk you staight up just say, what's up Van Gogh!

van gogh

by oaul on Mar 19, 2007 22:45:54

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.

Example:
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"

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