Pathic
A combination of 'pathetic' and 'tragic'. When you need to describe something that's both of these and then some, so either word alone doesn't quite cut it.
Example:
"Hey, have you seen Logan's new gf yet? She's a total bow wow!"
"Nah, but that'd be right, he's so desperate he'd do anything"
"Yeah, you're not wrong there, he's a totally pathic specimen,and his gf is living proof."
" Did you hear hypercolour t-shirts are making a come-back?"
"That's so pathic! Fuck that for a joke!"
"Hey, have you seen Logan's new gf yet? She's a total bow wow!"
"Nah, but that'd be right, he's so desperate he'd do anything"
"Yeah, you're not wrong there, he's a totally pathic specimen,and his gf is living proof."
" Did you hear hypercolour t-shirts are making a come-back?"
"That's so pathic! Fuck that for a joke!"