satellite

A method of classroom mischief.Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples.1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser.2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.3. ???4. PROFIT~



satellite
when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.
Example:
yo, that chick is hot, but she's got too many satellites around her.


satellite
noun:

(on the satellite, to the satellite)

1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "sattelite" or another planet completely.

2. fucked up, out of your mind.

3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal.

verb:
(satellite'n, satelliting)

1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness.

2. the act of getting fucked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. These results are usually the intention of the person.
Example:
"Don't call me for a ride...I'm about to be satellite'n."

"We about to smoke dis blunt and get on the satellite."

"We went to the club last night and ended up on the satellite."

"I saw Laurie last night and she was so fucked up....she was on that satellite"

"We about to satellite in this bitch. Light it up!"

"We sittin' around, smoking a J, and next thing I know, I'm on dat satellite."

"Dude, I went to a Flaming Lips concert, but I don't even remember...I was on a satellite."


satellite
A device which does either:

1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).

2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.

3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)

* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!
Example:
putting a "satellite" in orbit.

You know ... that jackass is such a satellite!


satellite
When your got that kid you hang out with that you don't really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the blunt and they inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their lungs
Example:
Rory just satellited that blunt!


satellite
When having a conversation one of the people has a delayed reaction. Someone who is always behind everyone else, kind of slow.
Example:
Bob:"Do you want to go to the mall?"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"


satellite
1.A breakoff from a group, either physically or socially.

2.An area chosen for this purpose.
Example:
"WTF are they doing in the satellite?"


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