segway Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

segway

1. A scooter like device which is self stabilising. Failed due to high cost.2. To change the direction of a conversation. A non-sequitor.

segway

by Baron von Mannsechs on Oct 03, 2007 04:25:08

Transitioning from knowing "segue" is not spelled "segway" or segueing whilst balanced upon two wheels.

Example:
While we rode our Segways to a talking picture, I segued the conversation into the pleasures of adolescent flesh.

segway

by Miko917 on Apr 16, 2009 03:31:42

To seamlessly transition from one part of a conversation to the next as if you were riding on a "Segway" scooter between the two points.

Example:
The speaker finished talking about his 2nd Impress slide, rode a Segway scooter to the opposite end of the stage, and then began his segway into the 3rd Impress slide.

segway

by G20 on Jul 21, 2006 04:49:58

A modern version of magic carpet using balancing technology called "smart motion". You can't describe the feeling or appreciate the experience until you ride it.

The price tag is high for now, but just like any other technology it will become more practical and affordable in years.

Example:
Segway is cool, fun and magical!!

segway

by milse on May 13, 2018 14:24:06

the transition from thinking it’s spelled “segway” to realizing it’s actually spelled “segue”

Example:
“this action segways into this event”
“don’t you mean ‘segue’?”
“no”

segway

by defythereds on Apr 22, 2003 18:07:48

"IT." $40,000 scooter with a gyroscope, thought to be the biggest idea of the century.

Example:
I mistakenly traded in my Merceds SLK for a Segway, and it seems to be slower.

segway

by gibberish on Sep 27, 2003 06:13:05

It's like a scooter. but really expensive.

Example:
cool, but... damn it costs a lot!

Segway

by MoxyFox on Dec 22, 2006 10:21:51

It's looks a lot like a dolly (the kind of dolly you use for moving heavy boxes), but with larger wheels. Segways are motorized, designed to transport people in a manner that's safer and more environmentally-friendly than that of cars.

Not to be confused with a segue, of the same pronounciation, which is a transition between two consecutive ideas in a speech or conversation.

Example:
"I guess I thought about trying a Segway, but bicycles are so much cheaper."

Segway

by Wildboys NZ on Dec 21, 2008 15:42:49

Possibly the gayest form of transport ever to be invented right up there with roller blading.

Example:
Jack: "Hey buddy, whats the hardest thing about riding a segway?"
Craig: "i dunno man"
Jack "Telling your parents you're gay!"

Segway

by Brad on Oct 21, 2003 12:40:48

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Example:
Maddox completely owned the Segway.

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