sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with3.) me



sex machine
A man-made sexual partner; A sex-bot; A robot with a dong; A robot with an 'access port'
Example:
I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...

Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!


sex machine
More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!
Example:
Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!


sex machine
-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
Example:
"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"


sex machine
My car... the swedish beast... a 1985 volvo 744 gle. it gets all the ladies. it really does. it is also real loud. and sexy.
Example:
So, which one of you ladies would like to take a ride in the sex machine tonight?


Latest Searches

Zumo, Dander, s4s, goint, Flairing, 36 ounces, double tap, Donna, yolo, light, content, the keeper, Project Mbappe, Ita, Vaj Eluder, converging, Meme God, we todd did, real work, Let Me Down, Indicator, Platonic Intimacy, ni Chana ni Juana, Arizo, yeah, Twenty Dollar Whore, wedge, Paine, gargling balls, worm wrestling, v-bucks, Getting shit on, bright, Bowerman, Linkin Park fan, a John, override, Hmmmm, knee injury, anuses, man-gina, leeched, One of them, LMaD, the White, pop a nigga, shin, choke, jus cool, Tris, electric shock, afraid of commitment, Allow That, rubbered, Big brother 8, Lack of balls, worth her time, hypofritz, Mother-in-law, Felorin, the s, poke it, poll, egomaniac, suited, louis tomlinson, GRIND GRIND GRIND, instructive, all balled up, omiNOUS, WARREN, On That List, soften, the Olsen Twins, Amuse-Bouche, staple, the love, Sorry Dude, intimacy pal, Little baby man, T-Shirt time, On mode, soul mate, INACTIVE, WOC, the mode, serieses, Deceived, emo boys, MERC, a clown, hailing, go shit yourself, der, west palm beach, Horse porn, they he is, STEFAN SALVATORE, Flash Game, 0L, HEYYY, get it down girls, theobromine, the flash, superiority complex, rubbers, Ole, slickness, whoremaster, circus clown, Alter ego, sucker, ruined, hella thicc, Atlas, Senna, woot, engagement, Freaky shit, caked on, principal, MDLG, hydra, condom, Vite, sharp shooter, E46, the Scout, Lloyd Banks, ohhhhhhhh, billabong, a fat blunt, dator, flyby, Road rage, Left-Right Swipe, limbo, bees knees, Breaking Bad, trojen, Overhaul, brai, Tremble, photo-imposer, mine, mind right, sunday night blues, sawed, battle, Zany, my maths, STOCKINGS, real-life, these guys, Is the new, Ads, baby day, Conjugation, Aggresive, beaded curtain, Waked, ask about me, AirPlay, dont hate, drop dead gorgeous, That one time, fish-hook, dream, JC, shooketh, azazel, pansexual asexual, feline telepathy, fellating, wow, Sup Nigga, Boonda, BECAUSE NINTENDO, gimme some, babi, I just, tacos, Make-up money, knocked off, Mcgee, neeky, yoongi, only one, hot daddy, hot Cheetos, 234, SNACKIN, Interpol, gamecocking, Its my birthday, unamed, you dumbfuck, Four tits, any danger, pac-man, Zumo, Dander, s4s, goint, Flairing, 36 ounces, double tap, Donna, yolo, light, content, the keeper, Project Mbappe, Ita, Vaj Eluder, converging, Meme God, we todd did, real work, Let Me Down, Indicator, Platonic Intimacy, ni Chana ni Juana, Arizo, yeah, Twenty Dollar Whore, wedge, Paine, gargling balls, worm wrestling, v-bucks, Getting shit on, bright, Bowerman, Linkin Park fan, a John, override, Hmmmm, knee injury, anuses, man-gina, leeched, One of them, LMaD, the White, pop a nigga, shin, choke, jus cool, Tris, electric shock, afraid of commitment, Allow That, rubbered, Big brother 8, Lack of balls, worth her time, hypofritz, Mother-in-law, Felorin, the s, poke it, poll, egomaniac, suited, louis tomlinson, GRIND GRIND GRIND, instructive, all balled up, omiNOUS, WARREN, On That List, soften, the Olsen Twins, Amuse-Bouche, staple, the love, Sorry Dude, intimacy pal, Little baby man, T-Shirt time, On mode, soul mate, INACTIVE, WOC, the mode, serieses, Deceived, emo boys, MERC, a clown, hailing, go shit yourself, der, west palm beach, Horse porn, they he is, STEFAN SALVATORE, Flash Game, 0L, HEYYY, get it down girls, theobromine, the flash, superiority complex, rubbers, Ole, slickness, whoremaster, circus clown, Alter ego, sucker, ruined, hella thicc, Atlas, Senna, woot, engagement, Freaky shit, caked on, principal, MDLG, hydra, condom, Vite, sharp shooter, E46, the Scout, Lloyd Banks, ohhhhhhhh, billabong, a fat blunt, dator, flyby, Road rage, Left-Right Swipe, limbo, bees knees, Breaking Bad, trojen, Overhaul, brai, Tremble, photo-imposer, mine, mind right, sunday night blues, sawed, battle, Zany, my maths, STOCKINGS, real-life, these guys, Is the new, Ads, baby day, Conjugation, Aggresive, beaded curtain, Waked, ask about me, AirPlay, dont hate, drop dead gorgeous, That one time, fish-hook, dream, JC, shooketh, azazel, pansexual asexual, feline telepathy, fellating, wow, Sup Nigga, Boonda, BECAUSE NINTENDO, gimme some, babi, I just, tacos, Make-up money, knocked off, Mcgee, neeky, yoongi, only one, hot daddy, hot Cheetos, 234, SNACKIN, Interpol, gamecocking, Its my birthday, unamed, you dumbfuck, Four tits, any danger, pac-man,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!