small dog Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

small dog

1:A small, dogish creature. She is the diety of the "Church of Small Dog" and was also very small. It should also be mentioned that she was a dog. A "small dog" or "Small Dog" if you will.2: The greatest thing to ever happen to anything in the history of ever.

Small dog crazy

by Wordiculous on Jun 30, 2022 18:50:57

Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.

Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.

Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.

Example:
I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.

Small Dog Syndrome

by Kronoskronoskronos on Sep 14, 2021 09:18:50

When small dogs think they are as big and powerful as big dogs. Often times pick fights with dogs bigger than them. Can be aggressive in fights.

Example:
“Kronos has small dog syndrome”

small dog theory

by PhinTheHumanZ on Feb 03, 2018 10:33:50

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.

Example:
"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

real thug, Count me out, jme, brownies, eg, love hate, unhealthily, the poly, felating, pronk, benefit fraud, dougald, Uncles, Foot Locker, Ghost Sex, in the face, Queenz, Fuck My Wife, New player, GOW, MERCH, Tong, feather boa, up against the wall, vend, simon, physics major, Fried Green Tomatoes, lonestar, summertime, Chemical Engineering, Exactamundo, a beautiful girl, protag, braddas, Stay calm, Nah Brah, fancy free, Quantum mechanics, Danziger Johanson, shock value, inspirational, womanhood, hurricanes, Trevored, zoomers, Durp, poxy, e-girl, weaves, broke ass, toy, krupa, white black, In da hood, defective, the Houston, Wuzzy, not Spain, I love You More, Ya like jazz?, freak you out, bunz, rise for the prize, little Nazi, food and liquor, Asmongold, Nono, bands, Rat piss, Renoed, last one standing, tenerife, the WORLD, G Unit, geebers, you sleep, Death Note, Helen, spindle sander, Google Talk, Agar, Yeppy, right arm, amid, thus, oh hells yeah, Suck My Kiss, schwantz, Bungee Gum, Lavagirl, go viral, Calne, vvs, Sioux City, yankees, your family, Kono Dio Da!, Bua Bucks, hoc-block, gorilla, biggayrapper, Esposito, scobie, bedraggled, Side Main Thang, mega walls, pass gas, academic loser, Numa Numa Dance, eating popcorn, gulping, cute puppy, natty, cake day, gfe, backstabbing, Kuroo, tin can, not that serious, anyway, floor, Popular Kid, good dome, oh shi-, hoi4, Area 51 raid, listering, Akis, HAS BEEN, vocel, zit, Cherry Pop, Sans, parks, Florida Man, The Kid LAROI, being born, GSR, i go for it, B Dubs, Vaccine Intimacy, Hopewell Hitmen, we todd did, such a daddy, fence, choke, Distance Education, dying will, HELLENIC, check list, toucan sam, Kudos to You, Dog Hog, Mall Cop, Virginian Candyslut, plutonic love, THE GONG, mcafee, Sady, Bcp, STOCKINGS, NPH, Chocolate lover, gamecocking, Breaking Bad, CUTIEEE, Dhobi, bishounen, space waitress, blackpilled, Make your time, sawed, gefilte fish, irvine welsh, SNACKIN, The Civil War, CAD, Dothead Store, Gustavo Fring, 3RACHA, sweatier, sex night, it was a good day, vomit, A cutie, boss ass, i-pod, musted, ally, vijay singh, the item, mailing, yeah my butt, Pomme, Charles Clarke, Big tittied Rat, whitest, tele-hell, Egg, real thug, Count me out, jme, brownies, eg, love hate, unhealthily, the poly, felating, pronk, benefit fraud, dougald, Uncles, Foot Locker, Ghost Sex, in the face, Queenz, Fuck My Wife, New player, GOW, MERCH, Tong, feather boa, up against the wall, vend, simon, physics major, Fried Green Tomatoes, lonestar, summertime, Chemical Engineering, Exactamundo, a beautiful girl, protag, braddas, Stay calm, Nah Brah, fancy free, Quantum mechanics, Danziger Johanson, shock value, inspirational, womanhood, hurricanes, Trevored, zoomers, Durp, poxy, e-girl, weaves, broke ass, toy, krupa, white black, In da hood, defective, the Houston, Wuzzy, not Spain, I love You More, Ya like jazz?, freak you out, bunz, rise for the prize, little Nazi, food and liquor, Asmongold, Nono, bands, Rat piss, Renoed, last one standing, tenerife, the WORLD, G Unit, geebers, you sleep, Death Note, Helen, spindle sander, Google Talk, Agar, Yeppy, right arm, amid, thus, oh hells yeah, Suck My Kiss, schwantz, Bungee Gum, Lavagirl, go viral, Calne, vvs, Sioux City, yankees, your family, Kono Dio Da!, Bua Bucks, hoc-block, gorilla, biggayrapper, Esposito, scobie, bedraggled, Side Main Thang, mega walls, pass gas, academic loser, Numa Numa Dance, eating popcorn, gulping, cute puppy, natty, cake day, gfe, backstabbing, Kuroo, tin can, not that serious, anyway, floor, Popular Kid, good dome, oh shi-, hoi4, Area 51 raid, listering, Akis, HAS BEEN, vocel, zit, Cherry Pop, Sans, parks, Florida Man, The Kid LAROI, being born, GSR, i go for it, B Dubs, Vaccine Intimacy, Hopewell Hitmen, we todd did, such a daddy, fence, choke, Distance Education, dying will, HELLENIC, check list, toucan sam, Kudos to You, Dog Hog, Mall Cop, Virginian Candyslut, plutonic love, THE GONG, mcafee, Sady, Bcp, STOCKINGS, NPH, Chocolate lover, gamecocking, Breaking Bad, CUTIEEE, Dhobi, bishounen, space waitress, blackpilled, Make your time, sawed, gefilte fish, irvine welsh, SNACKIN, The Civil War, CAD, Dothead Store, Gustavo Fring, 3RACHA, sweatier, sex night, it was a good day, vomit, A cutie, boss ass, i-pod, musted, ally, vijay singh, the item, mailing, yeah my butt, Pomme, Charles Clarke, Big tittied Rat, whitest, tele-hell, Egg,