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the Houston

First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center. Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé. One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.

Houstoned

by 16-bars on Jan 02, 2013 05:34:00

When someone sends you nudes that aren't really theirs.

Example:
"Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!"

Houston

by rrsltx on Feb 28, 2008 10:40:12

A very large, hot, humid, sprawling, congested, multi-cultural, sophisticated, yet laid back city that doesn't take itself too seriously such as lesser cities like Dallas.
A place that newcomers claim to despise, but for some reason, stay put and keep coming in hordes.

A world class city for arts, entertaiment, sports, dining and more.

No place in America can you find so much for so little cost.

Example:
Houston is hot, humid, and the only place in America I want to be.

Houston

by Rusty Halo on Jan 10, 2006 23:45:24

2 love H-town is 2 love postmodernity.

Example:
I love living in Houston.

Houston

by Un-1337 on Oct 27, 2005 22:47:30

A Great city. Art, rap, culture. Very conveiniently located, only about 70 miles from Galveston (A Barrier Island in the Gulf of Mexico, popular tourist location), and is home of Elington Feild, and N.A.S.A. The First words from the moon where heard here. Major industries include oil and petrochem, but just about anything can make money here. Untill October 2005, we had an amusement park, named "Six Flags Astroworld", located right across the way from the Astro Dome. Did I mention that we had the first Dome-Stadium? New Orleans and the rest copied us. As a legal citizen of Houston, I can say that Houston is a very LARGE city, always with somthing going on. ZZ Top was started here. The word "Houston" is often used to discribe the downtown, but the city encompasses many, "Sub-cities", such as Humble, Kingwood, parts of the Woodlands, and more cities to the west. Contrary to popular belief, Texas is NOT all Desert, as shown in Western films. In fact, we have trees, bah, Forests all over. Because Houston is located near the Gulf of Mexico, the weather ususaly stays under 120 Ferenheit in the summer, and usualy never hits freezing.

Example:
Houston, Texas. Great city, slowly deteriorating.

Houston

by the migster on Apr 27, 2006 14:17:35

Houston, Texas is located 45 miles north of Galveston and the Gulf of Mexico. And high temperatures in the summer are usually in the mid-90s.

Dallas is 300 miles from the Gulf and hotter, and the people there are a whole lot less friendly.

Example:
What was the dude thinking who said Houston was 70 miles from Galveston and 120 degrees in the summer??

Houston

by 1020Four on Oct 17, 2013 16:42:18

To escalate into a fit of rage like no other, even beyond that of a Super Sayian, then to go about pulling a sword out of nowhere just over the pronunciation of your name.

Can also be shortened to Houso depending on the use within a sentence or context of conversation.

Example:
He got so angry he went full 'Houston' on that guy.

I can't believe he went home and got his sword out, he has gone full Houso!

Oh no, he is about to do a Houston. I don't know why, he was only called a Groppler.

Houstone

by panchito on Apr 30, 2007 21:00:18

Is the nickname inner city Mexicans gave to Houston Texas.

Example:
You're from Houston?

Naw, we call it Houstone.

Houston

by Midget girl on Sep 01, 2016 11:31:45

A very complex, intriguing, sexy, mind blowing, stupid ass man.

Hobbies include making me chase him and fucking.
His favorite pass time is blocking me and laughing about it till he pees his pants.

Very macho in every sense of the word...speaking of words, in Houston language hate means love. It's a good thing he tells me that he hates me every day (;

Houston is in "hate" with a girl who will do anything he asks her to do.

Always keeps me on my toes literally. Never know what he'll do next. Is he going to love or hate you today?

Example:
Oh my God, he just blocked me he's such a Houston.

Houston

by Daniel34 on May 12, 2006 09:48:04

Houston, (pronounced Yew-Ston)is the best place to live in the world. Home of Beyonce,Mike Jones,Paul Wall, Chamillionaire, Bun B, Slim Thug, and countless other rappers. Also the starting place of ZZ Top. The first words from the moon were heard here. And the Medical Center is the best in the world. Living in Houston is the greatest.

Example:
1. The guy who said Houston sucks is a fanny.
2. Dallas and Austin ain't got nothing on Houston

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