smoke alarm

1. euphemism for a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.2. Good excuse to have a migraine.3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.



South Padre Island Smoke Alarm
A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).
Example:
When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.


human smoke alarm
A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.
Example:
The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.


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