steamboat
derived from the use of steaming to mean drunk, steamboats means you were exceptionally drunk on a particular occasion
steamboat
To get completely, hopelessly and utterly drunk or "off yer face". Words and phrases of the same definition include "steaming", or "getting boats".steamboat
Similar to motorboating.
Instead of placing one's face between a female's breasts, an individual instead elects to place his or her face between a woman's ass cheeks and performs the same actions one would do while motorboating.
Instead of placing one's face between a female's breasts, an individual instead elects to place his or her face between a woman's ass cheeks and performs the same actions one would do while motorboating.
Example:
Chuck: Hey Zach, what's that brown smudge on your nose?
Zach: Haha, I was just steamboating my girlfriend a few minutes ago and I guess I forgot to towel off
Chuck: Hey Zach, what's that brown smudge on your nose?
Zach: Haha, I was just steamboating my girlfriend a few minutes ago and I guess I forgot to towel off
steamboat
Over the years the original name has faded. More and more people today identify such devices as a steamroller.
According to A Child's Garden of Grass: The Official Handbook for Marijuana Users (1969, Jack S. Margolis & Richard Clorfene) "A steamboat is a combination of a pipe and a joint merging the best of both into a powerful tool of good."
While a true pipe only has two holes (a bowl and mouthpiece), the steamboat has three (a bowl/joint holder, mouthpiece, and a rear hole nearest to the bowl).
To use a steamboat one covers the rear hole, puffs a few times upon the piece to fill the chamber, and then uncovers the rear hole to puff once more - inhaling the full contents of the chamber.
According to A Child's Garden of Grass: The Official Handbook for Marijuana Users (1969, Jack S. Margolis & Richard Clorfene) "A steamboat is a combination of a pipe and a joint merging the best of both into a powerful tool of good."
While a true pipe only has two holes (a bowl and mouthpiece), the steamboat has three (a bowl/joint holder, mouthpiece, and a rear hole nearest to the bowl).
To use a steamboat one covers the rear hole, puffs a few times upon the piece to fill the chamber, and then uncovers the rear hole to puff once more - inhaling the full contents of the chamber.
Example:
"Some inveterate critics may claim that these are not Steamboats, but pipes. They're not. They're Steamboats. A pipe has two holes, a steamboat three or more."
- A Child's Garden of Grass
"Some inveterate critics may claim that these are not Steamboats, but pipes. They're not. They're Steamboats. A pipe has two holes, a steamboat three or more."
- A Child's Garden of Grass
Steamboated
Being unbelieveably drunk
Example:
OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
steamboating
having sex with a girl doggy-style in the pool, in deep enough water that she has to keep paddling to stay afloat.
Example:
"I was in the pool with Catherine, and we ended up steamboating! The huffing and puffing when she ran out of breath only made it better!"
"I was in the pool with Catherine, and we ended up steamboating! The huffing and puffing when she ran out of breath only made it better!"
Steamboated
The term for when you've consumed that much alcohol you think you can actually see Bob Marley in a hula skirt singing 'Baby it's cold outside'. The highest state of intoxication.
Example:
Jo: I went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. I was steamboated.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.
Jo: I went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. I was steamboated.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.
Steamboat
While suffering from acute flatulence, stick your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.
Example:
After eating Chipotle for dinner I had such bad gas I gave my girlfriend the steamboat last night.
After eating Chipotle for dinner I had such bad gas I gave my girlfriend the steamboat last night.
Steamboat
When you are wearing a turtleneck sweater and you fart, the fart gasses will travel up your pants, up your sweater, and exit through the turtle-neck opening at the top of your shirt. The turtle neck acts similar to a funnel on a steamboat (aka steamship, steamer).
Example:
After finishing a two-pound burrito and leaving the restaurant in his turtleneck, Javier was farting so much he resembled a paddle steamboat traveling down the Mississippi.
After finishing a two-pound burrito and leaving the restaurant in his turtleneck, Javier was farting so much he resembled a paddle steamboat traveling down the Mississippi.