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telephone

A popular IRL chat client of the 20th century.

telephone

by butterfly4LOVE on Jan 18, 2009 15:48:40

a game children play when you describe an item and each child in a line add to the description of that item to see how outrageous it gets by the end, also what nosey adults do with information to make someone look bad by adding untruthful information (exaggerating)

Example:
It's like a game of telephone when you try to get to the truth about what was said about Bob at work.

telephone

by cunninglinguist on May 15, 2005 18:25:40

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.

Example:
Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.

telephone

by bukkakeonericsface on Nov 14, 2007 11:37:04

to place one's scrotum into the mouth of another individual (i.e. tea-bagging)while simultaniously reaching your penis around the individuals head and into their ear

Example:
dude i gave this chick a telephone call but she was to out of it so i left a message behind her ear

telephone

by Kevin M. on May 12, 2005 22:11:47

a diffenetion for anybody that talks too much and you want them to shut up

Example:
Man hang up the telephone it talks too much.

Disconnect the telephone so i can have some piece and quiet

telephone

by eggss and bacon on Apr 06, 2008 15:03:19

something you call when you sneeze...then you call safety if you not near a telephone or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't touch a sneeze then someone gets to punch you:)

Example:
ahhhhchewwwww!!!
"TELEPHONE...safety"

Telephonically

by BeccaMarieee on Nov 17, 2008 22:29:06

adv. By telephonic means or processes; by the use of the telephone.

Example:
Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?

The Telephone

by ThePhoneHandler on Mar 24, 2017 12:25:47

When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.

Example:
She gave me the phone signal at the bar and I gave her the telephone the next day.

telephonitis

by Dr Bunnygirl on Oct 30, 2020 14:37:49

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

Example:
In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

Telephone

by My Name Is George on Jul 11, 2011 15:01:22

What people used in the 1300's and before. The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy. Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.

Example:
Last time I heard that I had to get off of my telephone.

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