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the telegraph

A news company, for retards, by retards.

telegraph

by Rok Bloom on Apr 03, 2006 03:55:25

In terms of video games, to telegraph is to give advance notice of. A good example is Punch Out. Most fighters do a small animation that shows they are about to attack.

Example:
Piston Honda telegraphs his punches by wiggling his eye brows.

telegraph

by The Return of Light Joker on Dec 07, 2011 06:45:16

to signal one's actions or intentions, especially unintentionally

Example:
This is one guy who never telegraphs his moves.

telegraph

by Piranha on Oct 26, 2004 09:29:32

A feeling of immense pleasure with a girl with indirect contact

Example:
OOh......we telegraphed on the phone yesterday..........felt sooo great!

Telegraphing

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? on Sep 10, 2019 22:52:10

To convey an intentional, conscious or unconscious message, usually through facial expressions or body language, but can also include written or verbal comments.

Can also be refered to and used as "Telegraph" or "Telegraphed."

Example:
During a recent conversation Joanna made a comment of how much she enjoyed the company of men. Her boyfriend Harvey interpreted that to mean she either was already seeing other men, or was telegraphing her intentions.

telegraph

by Regular Pauly D on Mar 11, 2011 22:31:09

To flail about in a strange way as an excuse to make sexual contact with someone near you.

Example:
She had to leave because Tony kept telegraphing her.

That guy is a total telegraphist!

Telegraphed

by BrianTrousers on May 20, 2009 02:32:15

Verb to describe having ones expenses or financial status 'reviewed'. Taken after the The Daily Telegraph newspaper that published leaked papers showing how certain British MPs have claimed expenses inappropriately.

Example:
Allen: Jesus Bateman, there's not a chance you'll get your $5000 claim for watermarked business cards paid.
Bateman: I claimed over $45,000 in expenses last year and didn't get Telegraphed once. Fuck 'em.

Coconut Telegraph

by SukyfykuS on May 05, 2023 21:11:17

The Coconut Telegraph is the Tropic's version of The Grapevine. Think of it like two halved coconut shells connected by a string.

Example:
You can hear it on the Coconut Telegraph, all dee iland gossip, who did dis and dat.

bush telegraph

by SAB Aussie on Oct 08, 2010 07:53:05

An Australian term for information being spread by word of mouth. (A bit like "heard it on the grapevine).

Example:
OMG, I can not believe what I heard about Ross on the bush telegraph.

telegraph intersection

by Lord Butterknife on May 11, 2017 06:25:16

A traffic intersection that, because of a lack of a protected turn and the flow of traffic, only lets one vehicle through per cycle of lights.

Example:
That guy up there is turning left and the light just turned green, by the time he turns, it'll be red again. I hate telegraph intersections.

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