this is Sparta

–interjection A term shouted in a loud and powerful voice in order to declare ones presence and stature (usually accompanied by a fist or spear raise). Strikes fear and horror into others. Especially effective against Persian armies. -noun An ancient city in S Greece: the capital of Laconia and the chief city of the Peloponnesus, at one time the dominant city of Greece: famous for strict discipline and training of soldiers. Also called Lacedaemon.-verb To ravishly fulfill one's carnal desires.



This is Sparta
The greatest cry ever shouted in the history of the universe, only to be shouted directly before delivering a kick to the sternum over a large, seemingly endless pit that has no logical reason for being there but looks really, really, awesome.
Example:
This is blasphemy! THIS IS MADNESS!!! Madness huh? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!


SPARTA!!
A highly explosive grade of whoopass. Known to take foes utterly by surprise. So overpowering in its pwnage that it must be screamed every time it is said, preferably while kicking someone into a well, over a cliff or over any kind of precipice.
Example:
"Madness? This...IS SPARTA!!"

"Fool, I have come here to bring the SPARTA!! You don't want none of this!"

"SPARTA!!" *any words said after this point are drowned out by the mighty din of an ownage of epic proportions*


Sparta
Noun
1. MADNESS!!!
2. the state of being insane; insanity.
3. senseless folly: It is sheer madness to speak as you do.
4. frenzy; rage.
5. intense excitement or enthusiasm.
Example:
"Man, did you see that guy stab that opossum? That was sheer Sparta..."
"He should seek help..."

Douchebag "This is madness!"
Badass "Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!"


this is sparta
A statement that, when said, causes you to win a quarrel regardless of how irrational your reasoning is.
Example:
Me: "Ok, all bad people start out as babies, right? If our society adopted the idea of regularly eating babies, then there would be no bad people!"
Sarah: "Your fucking insa..(i interrupt)"
Me: "This is Sparta!"
Sarah: "Damn it..."


Sparta
Sparta is a city in southern Greece. In antiquity it was a Dorian Greek military state, originally centered in Laconia. As a city-state devoted to military training, Sparta possessed the most formidable army in the Greek world, and after achieving notable victories over the Athenian and Persian Empires, regarded itself as the natural protector of Greece.Laconia or Lacedaemon,was the name of the wider city-state centered at the city of Sparta, though the name "Sparta" is now used for both. The Kings of Sparta were believed to be the direct descendants of Heracles.

The city of Sparta lies at the southern end of the central Laconian plain, on the right bank of the river Evrotas. The site was strategically located; guarded from three sides by mountains and controlling the routes by which invading armies could penetrate Laconia and the southern Peloponnesus via the Langhda Pass over Mt Taygetus. At the same time, its distance from the sea—Sparta is 27 miles from its seaport, Gythium—made it difficult to blockade.
Example:
It's a place in ancient Greece called Sparta


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