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transubstantiation

A complex theological term applied to the process of the substance of bread and wine becoming the true substance of the body and blood of Christ. Transubstantiation only occurs when a validly ordained priest, in communion with the Holy See (i.e.: Rome) licitly celebrates mass according to the dictates of same.

Transubstantiation

by varn_ix on Dec 24, 2008 00:01:31

The conversion of loose teeth (usually deciduous) into money. The underside of a pillow is necessary as a catalyst.

Example:
Little Peggy experienced firsthand the miracle of Transubstantiation.

Transubstantiation

by Nohbdy on Dec 09, 2002 07:57:39

In Christianity, The miraculous effect whereby through the blessing and invocation of a priest the bread and wine of the Communion meal become in a mystical sense the true body and blood of Jesus Christ, while still under the guise of bread and wine.

Example:

Transubstantiation

by Jerry on Nov 16, 2004 04:48:36

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Example:
Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

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