harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.



harpoon
The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.
Example:
"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"


harpoon
to frequent a night spot for the sole purpose of meeting and engaging obese prospects for sex.
Example:
We're going to The Ritz to harpoon a fresh catch. Wanna come?


harpoon
poon. 1. Verb. a person that sticks poons and gets up close and personal to get pussy because pussy smells like fish.
2. Noun. penis, the actual object used to stick the poons
Example:
tyler- hey i harpooned some pussy last night
lee b.- yeah my harpoon is 10 inches long and i harpooned somebody in an elevator with it
(entire 9th grade)- lee shet the hell up your a dumbass


harpoon
Fur Burger, Snatch, Cunt, Pussy, Twat, Gash, Flaps, Pee Hole, Red Snapper, The "Y", Taco, Devils Fuzy Triangle etc. etc.
Example:
A Tyrone, I knows why you be afta mah sista, you just want harpoon tang!


The Harpoons
That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
Example:
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*


Harpoon
A harmonica (southern argot/slang?)
Example:
"Me & Bobby Mcgee" (1st verse):
"Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the trains,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
Took us all the way to New Orleans.
Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
And was blowin' sad while Bobby sang the blues,
With them windshield wipers slappin' time and
Bobby clappin' hands
We finally sang up every song that driver knew…"


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