your best

i don't give a shit but i tried doesn't mean i was trying to do anything good



your best nightmare
Meaning a nightmare in which something good happens. Even though it is very uncommon to happen to people while you dream, it's something to definitely remember.
Example:
"Was Kyle your best nightmare last night??"

"Yeah! I don't even like him, and he was making out with me!"


Your best friend's girlfriend
The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Example:
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."


your best friend jippy
hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust
Example:
"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"


Your best bib and tucker
Example:
1) John: "Hey Bill, What's the dress code for the works dinner dance?"

Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".

2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".


your best friend's sister
a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever
Example:
Friend #1: dude! i saw your mom last night! she was hot!
Friend #2: your best friend's sister!
Friend #!: you have a sister!?

dude: what happened last night!?
dude 2: your best friend's sister!
dude: shut up!


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