blue ribbon
by dirty dirts on Jul 02, 2006 15:31:36
to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue
ribbon because you would need the finest goat from
the fields of wisconsin, a
prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.
Example:
When Tim entered
the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and
Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue
ribbon tonight.
Blue Ribbon Special
by Motivational Void. on Feb 07, 2010 12:30:34
(n):
The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals
Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).
Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at
Tom Jones diner in
Brookhaven, Pa.
A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.
Example:
z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies,
Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."
(
cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled,
white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."
Pabst blue ribbon
by stoolivan on Jun 22, 2021 05:53:18
The
nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the
Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink
Pabst Union made in the USA
pabst blue ribbon
by Certified BJCP Beer Judge on May 19, 2005 00:31:44
A classic american
pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch,
rolling rock, or any other american
swill.
Blue Ribbon Ass
by Iris Kon on May 06, 2010 11:35:32
The most glorious thing to
ever bless the earth since
Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses
bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.
Pabst Blue Ribbon
by CognitiveFuel on Sep 03, 2023 07:16:03
The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium,
sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny
butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and
refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Example:
Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!
Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink
ass flavored beer.
Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!
Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab.
I went to college.
Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.
Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!
Tyler: Hey Fernando!
Stephanie: Hey Fernando!
*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!