Blue Ribbon Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Blue Ribbon

What you call a chic who is exceptionally pretty/hot/sexy, or in an above the rest category.

blue ribbon

by Phrenesicko Decapitate on May 24, 2005 04:43:36

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Example:
Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

blue ribbon

by dirty dirts on Jul 02, 2006 15:31:36

to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.

Example:
When Tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight.

Blue Ribbon Special

by Motivational Void. on Feb 07, 2010 12:30:34

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.

Example:
z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

Blue Ribbon Committee

by involutaryhaxor on Nov 07, 2006 12:59:18

Stephen Colbert Fan Site's homeland security organization

Example:
The BRC (Blue Ribbon Committee) discovered the culprits for the Bear Hack.

Pabst blue ribbon

by stoolivan on Jun 22, 2021 05:53:18

The nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA

Example:
Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler

pabst blue ribbon

by Certified BJCP Beer Judge on May 19, 2005 00:31:44

A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.

Example:
"If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon"

blue ribbon committee

by Alex Stockwell on Apr 02, 2009 09:20:44

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

Example:
I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

Blue Ribbon Ass

by Iris Kon on May 06, 2010 11:35:32

The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.

Example:
Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."

Pabst Blue Ribbon

by CognitiveFuel on Sep 03, 2023 07:16:03

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Example:
Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!

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