A preparatory school based in
Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having
no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although
Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”
However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are
churned into cubicle-like workers.