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Crystal Castles

A great electronica band, consisting of a boy and a girl. From Toronto, Canada.

Crystal Castles

by smushie on Feb 02, 2009 01:30:30

Not just a band, prior to the techno duo this referred to an arcade game created by the atari company in the 1980's. One of the first games to have an actual ending, you run around these odd castles collecting gems as this weird bear creature.

Example:
let's play crystal castles

Crystal Castles

by Minoritiesarethefuture on Mar 14, 2011 04:06:43

It's a band and it's got a female singer. She screams into the mic during concerts and at some point jumps in the crowd and then everyone grabs her fanny.

Example:
A: My first concert was insane! I was screaming into the mic, then just jumped into the crowd and everyone was grabbing my fanny!

B: Oh, really? Is your band a Crystal Castles tribute or something?

Crystal Castles

by hipsterssuck on Aug 18, 2013 03:54:56

An electronic duo from Toronto, Ontario. Like many indie bands, the main appeal is that no one has heard of them. What Crystal Castles has over them, however, is that they are so shitty they will never become popular. They are a hipster's wetdream.

A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.

Example:
Crystal Castles: One of the main reasons the world hates hipsters.

crystal castles

by Juicebox2507 on Jun 14, 2008 14:21:48

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).

Example:
we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough

crystal castles

by rachaelwithana on Sep 17, 2007 08:20:18

An electronic music duo that, if you believe them, weren't meant to be a band. Supposedly, their song Alice Practice (which happens to have an amazingly beautiful and totally unexpected melody with soul-wrenching indiscernible vocals), is really just Alice practicing. I think they said once that they used a keyboard with a nintendo soundcard. The two members are Claudio and Alice, and although they aren't signed yet, they should be. They're named after She-ra's home, NOT crystal meth (which is what I thought at first.) You can find all their music on myspace or limewire.

Example:
I just listened to Crystal Castles for about an hour and I think my life is complete.

Crystal Castle

by PreGame on May 03, 2011 13:50:32

To drink heavily very quickly due to change of plans.

Example:
My meeting ran late so I only had 30 minutes before the concert... I had to crystal castle it.

Crystal Castle

by Juicebox2507 on Jun 13, 2008 23:34:21

Example:
we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough

crystal castle

by Maxintaft on Oct 17, 2013 02:33:41

A motel (typically with 40 or fewer rooms and a lobby that is separated from the units) where crystal methamphetamine is readily available for use or sale.

Example:
Person 1: "Wanna get tweaked?"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"

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