MAGATs

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized



MAGAT
Example:
"On January 6, a group of MAGATs invaded the U.S. capitol in an attempt to subvert the American democratic process."

"Only a MAGAT would ever be dumb enough to try and steal an election due to a baseless belief that the election was being stolen..."


MAGATS
Trump supporters who blindly regurgitate the simple minded rhetoric of their beloved cult leader. They typically drive vehicles with large Trump 2020 or MAGA stickers or flags attached to them and gather in large groups. They refuse to wear masks and unlike the larval stage of the diptera, they serve absolutely no purpose in either nature or society.
Example:
"Did you see the Trump Train on the highway earlier? What a bunch of MAGATS!"


MAGAtism
The process by which people cling to the belief that Donald Trump is a messenger from God. Their commitment to all things Trump paralyzes these people of rational thought or intellectual approaches to life's challenges. All life decisions for MAGAts are filtered through the prism of What Would Trump Do (WWTD).
Example:
Many of Trump's supporters display their MAGAtism through their fealty to his view of the world.


Magats
A portmanteau of the MAGA acronym and the word maggots. "Magats", there for, are the most despicable examples of trump supporter, especially when they are out of control, disrespectful teens.
Example:
Did you see those MAGATS harassing that woman in Washington d.c. before they decided to harass that native man?


MAGAt
Devoted followers of disgraced former US President and reality TV d-lister, Donald Janus Trump. Despite inciting domestic terrorists to attempt a coup in the final days off his presidency and fleeing the country like a pussy to avoid prosecution, Trump maintains a group of faithful dimwits that dismiss his visible crimes and extreme stupidity. Generally not the first people you would go to for advice, they will loudly use phrases they don't understand to justify their unyielding devotion to a worthless liar.

They are generally missing teeth and don't think it's necessary to wash their hands after scratching inside or near their crotches or assholes. Typically under 80 IQ, but often sexist and always racist.
Example:
"Them patriots that busted up the electoral college with their illegal weapons ain't as bad as them BLM protesters that tried to demonstrate against black people getting shot in the back. Oh, my Lord and savior, presidential loser Donald JC Trump sure Made America Great Again by excusing shooting them blacks and nearly killing all of Congress and the vice president. Law and order!" said the mindless MAGAt.

"Oh, and did you hear about Kamala repeating MLK, Jr? What a fucking ! I swear, all these socialists want to do is give me money for nothing and rob this great country of our God-given right to shoot ."


MAGAt
A full-on Trump supporter, the type who's interviewed by every anti-Trump media source to demonstrate how Stepford they can get.

Usually found in large, close-packed crowds protesting against something that's in their best interest, wearing the merch, and vehemently repeating whatever has most recently spewn from their demigod, even if it directly contradicts what spewed from him last week. Often claim to be Christian but can only (mis)quote Old Testament fragments that make the Dead Sea Scrolls look like a Russian novel.
Example:
The Million MAGAt March - what base was that counted in?


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