Std's

Usually in normal conversations stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however in the 90s, kids referred it to a shitty gaming device that barely worked. People often got confused about this and it often led to hilarious situations such as the one in the example.



STD
A ‘super technological device

this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.
Example:
John: Did you hear that new STD that Apple’s making?
Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately.
John: same, I have 3 STD’s and I can’t wait for another one.


STD
STD stands for Super trendy drip which refers to a Item of Clothing that is seen as either exclusive or stylish.
Example:
Joe: ,,My Mom just gave me an STD''

Fred: ,,I wish i had an STD''
Tanya: ,, I get STD's from my Sugar-Daddys''


std
STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.
Example:
Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn STD for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.


STD
Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
Example:
"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."


std
Basically like a computer virus, but for people. You want the free Prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again.

You want the sex, you have to risk the attack on your 'down there' region, with the possibility of it never working again.
Example:
I got an STD and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters.

other guy: thanks for sharing...


STDs
Acronym meaning: Socially Transmitted Decepticons

Professional or professionally-organized social media users who use one or more online personas to launch political or personal attacks on opponents or their issues. Often, so called "persona software" is used to manage many such deceptive identities simultaneously in order to create the impression that multitudes hold similar points of view.

Sometimes called Sock Puppets, STDs can infect multiple social media streams at one time, creating the illusion of mass interest or agreement sufficient to influence an issue or debate.
Example:
The minute the President announced the military action, a thousand STDs magically appeared on Twitter trying to create the illusion that much of the public thought it was an illegal act of war because Congress had not authorized it.


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