Stroking

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Stroking
A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.

If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
Example:
Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?

Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.

Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?

Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.


Stroking
stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:
Example:
*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-


Stroking
Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.
Example:
Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.

Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?

Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.

Thelonius Jackson: Word.


stroking on the stroke
When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Example:
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.


The Strokes
Music that began the original rock music that we now love and cherishfinally. Spastic guitars that blend to make one melodic sound, steady and fact drum beats that create the backbone of the music, smooth basslines that keep you awake while wondering what the hell the bassist is thinking about, and a voice that makes you want to fuck. and then fuck some more.
Example:
I am listening to the strokes, ie sex.


The Strokes
The strokes.
A great band, intelligent guys who decided not to do what the rest of the bands are doing, but rather they gathered a little from everything and created a unique and fresh sound. And a great style.
Ok, this is not rock & roll..actually, you can´t call it anything...they ARE a new genre by themselves, despite what some people say.
So, yeah! bring back rock & roll! and let The Strokes keep doing the great music they do.
That´s all I have to say.
Example:
Julian Casablancas is the sexiest & cutiest guy out there right now...will they ever come down to Southamerica??
I´ll be their interpreter more than happy!!!


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