Tejeda

Last name of a Mexican with a big dick



Pulling A Tejeda
1) The act of saying your are either going or on your way. Only to bail 45 minutes to an hour later with some random excuse.

2) The Act of telling your boys y'all need to go out and chill to be the one who bails after being the one to set it up.
Example:
Examples of Pulling a Tejeda
1) 5:00pm- Bro I'm on my way now wait for me.

5:01-5:59pm no responses to texts.
6:00pm-Bro sorry I can't make it something came up.

2) Monday- Brah we need to go grab some wings or beers on Thursday. Let get there early though like 8:30pm.

8:45 Day of- Brah can't go my (Fill in the space with son, wife, or random family) needs me. We been planned it.


Tejeda Middle School
#1 target for school shootings in the country. Everyone that attends this school fits into 3 categories. The nerds, the fuck boys, and the wannabes. The only thing uglier than the school is the people who attend it. If you attend or have ever attended this school, god bless you.
Example:
Bruh, don’t you just fucking hate Tejeda Middle School.


Angel Jose Robles And Cristy Veronica Tejeda's Offspring Is Also Cheshire
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Example:
Angel Jose Robles And Cristy Veronica Tejeda's Offspring Is Also Cheshire


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