The Koala

When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.



koalaing
To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.

There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
Example:
We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.


koala
a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears
Example:
please dont call me a koala bear cause im not a bear at all (its a song)


Koala
Koalaling- the act of one person wrapping their limbs around another person or thing; 2. an intimate way of cuddling; 3 a very adorable thing to do.
Example:
Ex.

1. Elizabeth was koaling her pillow earlier

2. “Babe, I wanna koala you <3

3. Boy 1. My little cousin fell asleep koalaing me when watching The Little Mermaid

Girl 1: THAT’S SO ADORABLE


Koalaing
The act of wrapping your legs around someone like a koala would hug a tree. Especially while cuddling.
Example:
Koalaing can be a cute, awesome and epic move worth trying.


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