tooted and booted
by TurboDream17 on Nov 06, 2010 12:18:12
To expel flatulence while in motion, or to
flatulate while stationary and immediately
disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a
cropdust.
Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away
Example:
Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."
Aww,
geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."
Those guys are so annoying. I should
stroll by and
toot and boot.
Toot-and-boot
by bellawella99 on Aug 31, 2014 05:43:32
When someone
fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to
slip out of
the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Example:
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says
goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled
a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.
Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
toot it & boot it
by 626er on Aug 31, 2010 16:32:51
When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to
get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an
excuse (usually the bathroom) and
ditches him.
Example:
i met him at
the club
then i said
wassup
i took him to the
bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
Toot it & Boot it
by POSHeries on Feb 07, 2011 09:35:40
Example:
Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?
HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna
toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill
boot it.
Toot it &
Boot it!