Uncle Fester
by RubartPaulson on Feb 20, 2008 06:25:09
The great
old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient.
The unholy. Defined
by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.
Uncle Fester
by A. Jackson on Oct 16, 2007 20:55:57
Uncle Fester -
Child Molestor
Not originally used by
the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie
Fiddler.''
Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.
''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
Example:
1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy
git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''
2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend,
Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
uncle fester
by 42VB on May 01, 2006 14:29:17
a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (
saucepan, or
dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is
shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke