cook bacon

Killing pigs (cops)



Cook bacon
Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.
Example:
I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.


cooking bacon
when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her
Example:
friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back


Cook good bacon
Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.
Example:
Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.


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