hear about it
Something that happens as a result of pissing your significant other off. Usually a conversation where you get yelled at for no apparent reason.My Father Will Hear About This
A sentence used only by Draco Lucius Malfoy, the spoiled blondie and also a.. ferret. When he says that, he doesn't usually mean it, he just uses it to make wizards/witches worried/terrified which sometimes doesn't work.
Example:
Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)
Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)
what it this _____ I am hearing about?
When in deep inquiry about one's question. Also includes facial expressions that show sincere curiousity.
Example:
Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"
RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)
Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"
RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)
author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
Example:
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
I want to hear more stories about evil clowns
When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
Example:
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...
"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...
"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Example:
Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.
Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.
Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
Did u hear about Mina
It's a VERY disgracing slang-term. It's usually only males that say it But shemales can also say it. People in da hood say it all the time.
Example:
August: Did u hear about mina?
Thorbjørn: Mina who?
Augus: Mine balls in your mouth
Thorbjørn: 'crying'
August: Did u hear about mina?
Thorbjørn: Mina who?
Augus: Mine balls in your mouth
Thorbjørn: 'crying'