mulch

splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.



mulch
When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.
Example:
Dude, that excision beat was so dirty I was just rolling in the mulch


mulch
Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose
Example:
"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"


mulch
Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.
Example:
I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.


mulch
Female ejaculation on a males private parts.

Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.

Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.

When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
Example:
After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!


mulching
A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.
Example:
Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.


Mulch
The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.
Example:
My god that clown took a huge mulch and is dancing in his boots.


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