mulch
splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after
flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the
landscaping product.
mulch
by mulch queen on Sep 16, 2016 10:29:32
When the
dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than
filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large
pile of dank mulch.
mulch
by tim-tim on Apr 08, 2004 06:15:59
mulch
by Mulchmeister on Nov 17, 2005 17:18:14
Mulch is a strange brown substance made from
rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose
Example:
"hello can i order a Mcmulch
burger please"
You mulch face!
"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your
finest mulch
good sir!"
mulch
by SmokeyMcPotHead2 on Feb 05, 2013 02:50:58
Marijuana that has already been
vaped by a
vaporizer.
The word came into use because vaped
weed looks like mulch.
Example:
I added half
oz of mulch with my weed when
making brownies.
I smoke my mulch when I am really
dry.
mulch
by Bama mama on Oct 19, 2007 23:14:06
Female ejaculation on a males private parts.
Useally refferd to when an
older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.
Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.
When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "
codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
Example:
After she got out of class she stayed for some
extra credit, she helped me
lay down the mulch and man did it
smell strong!
Mulch
by A.Tweirdrandomdefinitions on Nov 11, 2019 06:53:07
mulching
by AnonoJon on Dec 30, 2010 02:18:33
A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to
defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to
scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "
mulch" around.
Mulch
by nanor the clown on Aug 02, 2010 05:04:15
The exquisite pairing of
cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and
finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and
potato dinner.
Mulched
by Weebls Wobble on Feb 17, 2011 08:57:47
to destroy another individual or group at sports, fight or just
life in general.Also can be used to describe how
fucked up you were the night before or how fucked up you will get in
the future.