new girl

The most recent Girl to move to your school. The real name is learnt usually within a week.



New Girl
1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.

2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
Example:
Have you ever seen New Girl?”
“No. What’s that?”
“It’s a show you have to watch. By law.”


New Girl
The girl who gets all the attention for the whole school day, the next day she goes back to her friends she met yesterday but they just leave her and look at her and look as if they just saw something that their abnormally big rabbit dropped.
Example:
Oh look at the new girl! She's pretty!


New Girl Syndrome
when a new girl arrives at an establishment, to work or school
she is immediately more attractive to a male
even if she isn't as hot as the other girls
due to that fact that she is new and seems more interesting
Example:
guy 1: woah im in love the new girl in our english class
shes so cute..i heard shes from new york too

guy 2: shes not even that hot bro
sounds like you got new girl syndrome


Fox News Girls
subliminal advertising wherein Fox News uses very beautiful (typically blonde) and also very intelligent and articulate women to produce incremental psychological rewards for watching their network. This trickery leads to higher ratings than rival networks.
Example:
Fox News Girls hall of fame

1.Shannon Bream- by far!
2.Jamie Colby
3.Gretchen Carlson
4.Jane Skinner
5.Lis Wiehl
6.Martha MacCullum
7.Megyn Kelly
8.Monic Crowley
9.Jenna Lee
10.Margaret Hoover


The new girl next door
The millenial edition of the girl next door. She is the new girl who moved in right after the girl next door got married and moved out to start a family. All-American at heart just like the former girl, the new girl is still single, wants to carry on the the former's traditional values and feminine charm but she's bombarded by a feminist culture that tries to align her with her career instead of her deepset desire to get married and have a family. Men admire her virtues but she has yet to find one worthy of her affections. Her family lives in another state so she makes friends with the local establishments--they become her family. Perhaps she's traveled to several countries, been in a strong hold career or has held many different odd jobs. She is an accomplished individual doing things she didn't know were possible but God gave her the strength to achieve the changes she wanted to see in the world and in herself.
Example:
Did you meet the new girl next door? She is just like the old one but she's totally renovated the house and seems to have gotten out into the world and experienced new things!


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